Grave stones in Mexico

In honor of the Day Of The Dead, which is about remembrance not fright, and the fact that death is more a family member than a scary enemy,,, well,,,
The following quotes and translations are from actual gravestones in Mexico 

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AQUI DESCANSA MI QUERIDA ESPOSA
BRUJILDA JALAMONTE
SEÑOR RECIBELA CON LA MISMA
ALLEGRIA CON LA QUE YO TE MANDO

Here Lies Brujilda Jalamonte,,,

Lord Receive Her With The Same 

Happiness That I Am Sending Her To You.

AQUI DESCANSA PANCRAZIO JUVENALES
BUEN ESPOSO
BUEN PADRE
MAL ELECTRICISTA

Here Lies Pancrazio Juvenales,,

Good Husband, 

Good Father,,Lousy Electrician.


AQUI DESCANSA GUSTABA GUZMAN
RECUERDO DE TODOS TUS HIJOS
(MENOS RICARDO QUE NO DIO NADA)

Here Lies Gustaba Guzman,,

a Remembrance From All His Sons 

(Except Ricardo Who Didn't Contribute Anything).


TOMAS JIMOTEO
AHORA ESTAS CON EL SEÑOR
SEÑOR CUIDADO CON LA CARTERA

Tomas Jimoteo, 

Now You Are With the Lord,,,

Lord Please Watch Your Wallet.

Aqui Yace Juan Garcia 

Que Con Un Fosforo

Fue un Dia,

Fue a Ver Si Gas 

Habia y Habia

Here Lies Juan Garcia 

That With A Match,

One day,

He Went to See How Much Gas

There was And There Was

Les Due Que Me Sentia Mal 

Culeros.

I Told Them I felt Bad.

Assholes.

Aqui Yace Uno

En Contra de Su Voluntad

Descanso En Paz.

Here Lies A Person 

Against His Will.

Rest In Peace

Un Amigo Y Yo

Apostemos Quien

Aguantaba Mas Debajo

Del Agua

Gane

A Friend and I 

Bet Who

Could Stay Underwater

The Longest

I won 

Por Fin

At Last